THE COLDEST WAR – PART ONE:
an illustrated script
11 Feb 2006
Rumsfeld
One of the things that I've learned is that I sense a desire on the part
of the minister and his team to do essentially that which those of us in
the United States Defense Ministry want to do and that is to find
activities and ways that we can work with each other that will
contribute to demystifying what we see of them and what they see of us.
CCTV news anchor
Good morning, everyone. Welcome. This is NEWS 60. Today’s news.
In New York, Chinese President Hu Jintao attended a summit conference with world leaders at the 60th anniversary of the United Nations. Representing China, Hu Jintao presented a number of new initiatives, which are very important for all the people of China.
Let’s take a look.
CCTV news reporter
Hu Jintao made some very important announcements and predictions in
front of the representatives from member nations.
Hu Jintao first announced the Million Flowers movement &ndash a campaign designed to enhance and ensure the peaceful and productive relationship between the United States of America and the People’s Republic of China for generations to come.
From the data gained by sociologists, social scientists, immigration authorities, television, and many news outlets, it is apparent that white Americans do not disapprove of marriages between white men and Chinese women. These couplings have become utterly commonplace in the United States, and are becoming increasingly common in China itself.
Because of such tolerant and socially progressive attitudes, the Million Flowers Movement will commence in sending some of China’s best trained troops, scholars, students, and male volunteers to the United States to meet, marry, and impregnate white American women to further the goals of peace and prosperity.
First
Each member of the Million Flowers Movement has been extensively tested,
examined, and trained in the arts of dating, romance, seduction, and
lovemaking (and each member brings with him the profound enthusiasm and
support of the Chinese people.)
Second
A total of one million men, from the ages eighteen to fifty are either
being mobilized for entry into the USA, or are already here. Since many
of the participants are People’s Liberation Army regulars, the
Chinese military will be reduced to half of its current complement as a
symbol of China’s commitment and willingness to promote peace.
Third
(The product of these marriages and interminglings, the children, will
represent the ultimate symbols of peace and prosperity between the PRC
and the USA.) Because each activist in the Million Flowers Movement has
been exhaustively examined, it is hoped that the resulting children will
have an average IQ of 120 or more, and that they will embody and promote
the common ideals shared by the great people of the USA and of the
People’s Republic of China (peace and prosperity in the present
and for the future to come).
Some delegates were confused by Hu Jintao’s speech, and some reactions were lukewarm, but Mexico and Pakistan’s presidents were especially enthusiastic, and some delegates expressed hope in the Million Flowers Movement and intended to implement similar policies in the near future.
Hu Jintao made another important announcement.
I would like to announce the Great Seeding Campaign of Space.
The multiple successful launches of the Shenzhou spacecraft have given the China National Space Administration enough confidence to implement a long-planned scientific and national endeavor to preserve the uniqueness of the Chinese race.
Hu Jintao then revealed that on its next mission, the Shenzhou spacecraft will carry 200 kilograms of the purest and highest quality Chinese sperm in a specially designed moon module, which will be launched from earth’s orbit into a designated resting place on the moon.
Here the China National Space Administration will be following Japan’s recent , which implanted less than two grams of Japanese sperm into the Itokawa asteroid,
and NASA’s 1971 Apollo 15 mission, which inserted an estimated fifty grams of white American sperm into the base of the moon’s Mount Hadley Delta.
President Hu Jintao said that the mission to fecundate space was a very important one for his administration, and for the future of the People’s Republic of China. The Great Seeding Campaign and the Million Flowers Movement are complementary and reflect the foreign policy actions of the United States and one of its client states, Japan.
So far, neither Bush nor anyone in his administration has commented.
PART TWO
Prologue
‘China will not first use nuclear weapons at any time and under
any condition.... China has embraced that stance since it developed
nuclear weapons in 1964, and it will not be changed in the
future.’
—China Foreign Minister Li Zhaoxing
On September 12, 1954, the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff recommended the use of nuclear weapons against mainland China because of China’s aggression against the Republic of China (Taiwan). U.S. Secretary of State John Foster Dulles favored the use of weapons of mass destruction against Communist China, and President Eisenhower, against the wishes of Winston Churchill and NATO foreign ministers, seriously considered destroying China’s so-called military potential and murdering uncountable numbers of people with atomic weapons.
The United States is also the only nation to have ever used nuclear weapons against another nation.
Now
The United States responds to the Million Flowers Movement.
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